Mock the Vote! 2016

by Holy Bongwater

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This EP is a series of parodies made about each main candidate during the 2016 presidential election: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, Gary Johnson, and Bernie Sanders. Although the election was intense and stressful, this little parody EP will hopefully serve as a nice little time capsule that showcases how a lot of people felt at the time.

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released November 21, 2016

Jace McLain - vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards
Julia Larson - vocals, guitars, bass

Mixed and mastered by Jace McLain

Cover art by Victoria Womack.

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Holy Bongwater Nashville, Tennessee

Holy Bongwater is the musical project of adorable couple Jace McLain (of Nuclear Bubble Wrap) and Julia Larson. They do psychedelic comedy and parody music

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Track Name: Donald Trump's Wall
When we grew up and went to school
There were men on TV that said
Duck and cover any way you could
By causing a division
Blaming anyone to be feared
To be not like them was weakness
Anyone who disagrees would be smeared

Then throughout time while we went to war
When they got home at night, their fox news
And Rush Limbaugh lies of fascists
Would bring hatred to their lives

We don't need no immigration
We don't need border control
No dark skinned people, except in courtrooms
Give me all the microphones
Vote... for your... bigotry condoned
In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall
In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall

We don't need no immigration
We don't need border control
No dark skinned people, 'cept in courtrooms
Give the racists microphones
Vote! Trump to... lead our not-great home!
In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall
In the fall, you might be in a barbed wired wall
Track Name: I Want It Now
I want a fee
I want a speak fee
I make a fine dime from Wall Street in my time much more than your lifetime

I want The Ball
I want the party
Fall on your knees while I push TPPs and send kids overseas
Rig it for me now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I will Iraq it once it’s in my pocket
And no one will block it
Rig it for me now!

My speech today’s
Different tomorrow
I must prepare them so I Google “where them?” and act like I care them
Rig it for me now!

Fuck all you youngins, we’re stronger together
Don’t look at the Libs or Greens
And if I don’t get the votes I am after
I’m going to cheat!

I want a war
I want explosions
I jeopardizes what the FBI’s is keeping from the spies-es
But how?
Don’t read how, I want it now
Don’t care how, I want it now
Obama's out, I want it now
I want it now
Track Name: Jill Stein, Green Party Time!
JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME
Jilllllllll Steiiiiiiiiiin, Green Party tiiiiiiime
Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill!
JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME
Pseudoscience rules
JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME
This campaign kinda stolen from Nader
Jill jill jill jill jill jill
Jilllllllll Steiiiiiiiiiin, Green Party tiiiiiiime
Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill!
T minus 7% in the polls
JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME
she won't win.
Track Name: The Ballad of Gary Johnson
Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary

He came from New Mexico where he smoked pot
He noticed both the candidates say who they're not
He took a big bong rip while he watched C-SPAN
Remarked, "Hey I'm not either one!" and that's how he ran

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

When Bernie Sanders got robbed by the DNC
Gary wondered, hey would his supporters like me?
He smoked and pondered how to get those Bernie bros
Combined his name with Bernie's slogan, makes a dick joke

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

He's kinda liberal, but the taxes, he don't love
He kinda wants some anarchy that he's the leader of
He knows the problems go away with legal weed
And he'll never miss a city name when on Jeopardy

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

He won't win either
Track Name: Bernie Sanders' Revolution
It's Bernie Sanders' revolution, well you know
He wants us to change the world
There's problems in the institution, well you know
The whole system makes us hurl

Our congress just creates obstruction
They rarely work and get paid huge amounts

Don'tcha know it's gonna be... a fight
A fight
A fight

Health care, wages and pollution, well you know
Bernie actually had a plan
No super PACs, just contributions the people throw
But it was rigged against our man

They think that they pinned us all but just you wait
We'll be taking over from state to state

Don'tcha know it's gonna be... a fight
A fight
A fight

In Bernie Sanders' revolution, well you know
It's not just blue verses red
With new ideas and big solutions, the old ones go
To the dismay of puppet heads

But if think anti-establishment's Donald Trump
Just wait cause the NSA's watchin you take a dump

Don't you know it's gonna be... a fight
A fight, A fight
A fight, a fight
A fight, oh shite...