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Mock the Vote! 2016

by Holy Bongwater

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clamdove not rly all that relevant anymore but its still pretty neat Favorite track: Donald Trump's Wall.
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When we grew up and went to school There were men on TV that said Duck and cover any way you could By causing a division Blaming anyone to be feared To be not like them was weakness Anyone who disagrees would be smeared Then throughout time while we went to war When they got home at night, their fox news And Rush Limbaugh lies of fascists Would bring hatred to their lives We don't need no immigration We don't need border control No dark skinned people, except in courtrooms Give me all the microphones Vote... for your... bigotry condoned In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall We don't need no immigration We don't need border control No dark skinned people, 'cept in courtrooms Give the racists microphones Vote! Trump to... lead our not-great home! In the fall, it's time to make them pay for a wall In the fall, you might be in a barbed wired wall
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I want a fee I want a speak fee I make a fine dime from Wall Street in my time much more than your lifetime I want The Ball I want the party Fall on your knees while I push TPPs and send kids overseas Rig it for me now! I want the world I want the whole world I will Iraq it once it’s in my pocket And no one will block it Rig it for me now! My speech today’s Different tomorrow I must prepare them so I Google “where them?” and act like I care them Rig it for me now! Fuck all you youngins, we’re stronger together Don’t look at the Libs or Greens And if I don’t get the votes I am after I’m going to cheat! I want a war I want explosions I jeopardizes what the FBI’s is keeping from the spies-es But how? Don’t read how, I want it now Don’t care how, I want it now Obama's out, I want it now I want it now
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JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME Jilllllllll Steiiiiiiiiiin, Green Party tiiiiiiime Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME Pseudoscience rules JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME This campaign kinda stolen from Nader Jill jill jill jill jill jill Jilllllllll Steiiiiiiiiiin, Green Party tiiiiiiime Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! Jill! T minus 7% in the polls JILL STEIN, GREEN PARTY TIME she won't win.
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Gary, Gary Johnson He's not Trump or Hillary He came from New Mexico where he smoked pot He noticed both the candidates say who they're not He took a big bong rip while he watched C-SPAN Remarked, "Hey I'm not either one!" and that's how he ran Gary, Gary Johnson He's not Trump or Hillary Gary, Gary Johnson So cast your vote for number three When Bernie Sanders got robbed by the DNC Gary wondered, hey would his supporters like me? He smoked and pondered how to get those Bernie bros Combined his name with Bernie's slogan, makes a dick joke Gary, Gary Johnson He's not Trump or Hillary Gary, Gary Johnson So cast your vote for number three He's kinda liberal, but the taxes, he don't love He kinda wants some anarchy that he's the leader of He knows the problems go away with legal weed And he'll never miss a city name when on Jeopardy Gary, Gary Johnson He's not Trump or Hillary Gary, Gary Johnson So cast your vote for number three Gary, Gary Johnson He's not Trump or Hillary Gary, Gary Johnson So cast your vote for number three He won't win either
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It's Bernie Sanders' revolution, well you know He wants us to change the world There's problems in the institution, well you know The whole system makes us hurl Our congress just creates obstruction They rarely work and get paid huge amounts Don'tcha know it's gonna be... a fight A fight A fight Health care, wages and pollution, well you know Bernie actually had a plan No super PACs, just contributions the people throw But it was rigged against our man They think that they pinned us all but just you wait We'll be taking over from state to state Don'tcha know it's gonna be... a fight A fight A fight In Bernie Sanders' revolution, well you know It's not just blue verses red With new ideas and big solutions, the old ones go To the dismay of puppet heads But if think anti-establishment's Donald Trump Just wait cause the NSA's watchin you take a dump Don't you know it's gonna be... a fight A fight, A fight A fight, a fight A fight, oh shite...
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This EP is a series of parodies made about each main candidate during the 2016 presidential election: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, Gary Johnson, and Bernie Sanders. Although the election was intense and stressful, this little parody EP will hopefully serve as a nice little time capsule that showcases how a lot of people felt at the time.

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released November 21, 2016

Jace McLain - vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards
Julia Larson - vocals, guitars, bass

Mixed and mastered by Jace McLain

Cover art by Victoria Womack.

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Holy Bongwater Nashville, Tennessee

Holy Bongwater is the musical project of adorable couple Jace McLain (of Nuclear Bubble Wrap) and Julia Larson. They do psychedelic comedy and parody music

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