How Far I'll Troll

by Holy Bongwater

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Parody of "How Far I'll Go" from Disney's "Moana."

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I've been staring at the end of these comments
With the keys in my fingers, thinking of the things to type
I wish I could make the perfect comment
So bad I could make someone vomit, no matter on what website

Every move I make, everyone who cracks
Everyone who breaks gets some more reacts
Once it gets extreme, I'll shitpost some memes
For the lulz in me

My obscene masterminding of schemes, it calls me
And we all know how comments go
If my mask of guy fawkes and this screen stays between me
These keys I'll stroke
When I lol there's just no telling how far I'll troll

I know everybody in these comments likes discussion in these comments
To be civilized and kind
I know everybody in these comments has their own type of comment
That makes them step over the line

I can feed the fire, I can word things right
I can be a liar, I can dig up spite
And I get inspired when I cause a fight
Cause it’s so easy

Whether YouTube or 4chan or tweets, it calls me
Cause we all know how comments go
And sometimes I find that they hit delete and it’s lulzy
It lets me know what was at their line, how to cross their line

My obscene masterminding of schemes, it calls me
And we all know how comments go
If I’m banned I can get through easily with a proxy
That’s how you know how far I'll troll

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released February 19, 2017
Julia Larson: vocals
Jace McLain: guitars, bass, keys, percussion, programming

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Holy Bongwater Nashville, Tennessee

Holy Bongwater is the musical project of adorable couple Jace McLain (of Nuclear Bubble Wrap) and Julia Larson. They do psychedelic comedy and parody music

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