The Ballad of Gary Johnson

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3rd party people! We mocked the two main candidates. Now it's time to mock yours. Parody of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett."

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Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary

He came from New Mexico where he smoked pot
He noticed both the candidates say who they're not
He took a big bong rip while he watched C-SPAN
Remarked, "Hey I'm not either one!" and that's how he ran

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

When Bernie Sanders got robbed by the DNC
Gary wondered, hey would his supporters like me?
He smoked and pondered how to get those Bernie bros
Combined his name with Bernie's slogan, makes a dick joke

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

He's kinda liberal, but the taxes, he don't love
He kinda wants some anarchy that he's the leader of
He knows the problems go away with legal weed
And he'll never miss a city name when on Jeopardy

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

Gary, Gary Johnson
He's not Trump or Hillary
Gary, Gary Johnson
So cast your vote for number three

He won't win either

credits

from Mock the Vote! 2016, released November 21, 2016
Jace McLain - vocals, guitar, keyboards
Julia Larson - vocals, upright bass

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Holy Bongwater Nashville, Tennessee

Holy Bongwater is the musical project of adorable couple Jace McLain (of Nuclear Bubble Wrap) and Julia Larson. They do psychedelic comedy and parody music

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