Well, my pants are on fire cuz I’ve been lying to you all week.
I ranting on and on but I never say anything.
The reporting leads to ranting and the ranting leads to lies
Say them till all the truthiness dies
Cuz it’s Fox News, yeah that’s Fox News
It’s just Fox News, Fox News, Fox News
(Instrumental break)
I know that I’m right and I don’t need your science to see
Because having to think makes me sad and speech free
When the thinking leads me to logic and the logic lead to facts
I put on O’Riley and say “Cleanse me!”
Cuz it’s Fox News, yeah that’s Fox News
It’s just Fox News, Fox News, Fox News (x2)
Ooooh please Glenn Beck
Draw things on your chalkboard and cry for me
Cuz we all are zombies for Fox News
Yeah we’ll all be zombies for Fox News
There’s a pretty white blond clone with all my views
She might be a robot doing what she’s told to do
Rule 34 Fox and Friends is cool
When the fear leads to anger and the anger leads to hate
Well that’s what makes me good at debates
Cuz on Fox News, oh truth we don’t need you
Oh, No Spin Zone, spin my point of view
And it’s Fox News, they tell me to believe you
It’s on Fox News, Fox News, Fox News.
Cuz it’s Fox News, yeah that’s Fox News
Cuz it’s Fox News, yeah that’s Fox News
Cuz it’s Fox News, yeah that’s Fox News
Cuz it’s Fox News,
Honestly, it’s all of cable news
credits
released March 1, 2016
Julia Larson: vocals, lead guitars, bass
Jace McLain: keyboards, guitar, percussion, drum programming
Holy Bongwater is the musical project of adorable couple Jace McLain (of Nuclear Bubble Wrap) and Julia Larson. They do psychedelic comedy and parody music
